I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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