Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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