Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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