Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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