Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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