i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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