I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Randomize