Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
How naked do you want me to be?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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