I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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