I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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