Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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