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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:30am

    Next time you make it to the endzone, try to pretend that you've been there before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:41am

    Yeah, that'll stop them 11:17.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:45pm

    How's that creepy? It Means she did something right and her man won't ever be able to get her out of his head . That's sexy as fuck

  • 99 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:48am

    :) bet you felt special

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17am

    For all of the idiots who think it's necessary to claim 'first', stfu. No one fucking cares.

  • 90 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:17am

    This is the best tfln post ever The Drunk Monkey Mod

  • 79 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:19pm

    She did good obviously. WIN!

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54pm

    Yess finally the first Maryland I've seen on this sight. Lol

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:02am

    Ahahahaha 10:21

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:39pm

    11:17 is mad cuz he didn't get first

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    You're is a word people!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:02am

    10:33 fuck you dumb ass just sayin

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:16am

    My ex told me that... Still does :-)

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:49pm

    my ex says and does that too 11:16 haha

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:55am

    and you will keep taking the jizz to the face

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:35pm

    Maryland, gotta love it

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    There should be a separate site for all the texts about what people say while cumming. Just a suggestion.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:42am

    I think this means the guy had a hidden videocamera and recorded them having sex so that's why he was saying that.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:59am

    Hahahaha CREEP!!! I wouldve walked away.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:38pm

    this is fake. or you had sex with some one mentaly retarded

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:47pm

    11;40-- stfu. You're not wanted here.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:44am

    You will be toi bet.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:02am

    1030, i like that. Clever

  • 60 67
    Submitted by CHKN on Jul 13, 10 at 11:30pm

    Haha I still do it a year after I said it.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:12pm

    Technically, he'll get bored with it and move past, probably to bestiality fantasies. Donkeys and Great Danes and whatnot. Fish. - Michel

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    Good for him. Bad for you.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:03am

    Ahahahaha 10:21

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:46pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:21am

    Am I the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about seeing AVATAR?

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17pm

    that is kind of bittersweet, cause you're that good, but so bad that you did the guy that has NO LIFE and is a virgin?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:00am

    Yes, 10:21. you ARE the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about fucking avatar.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:28pm

    Been therea few times lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:16am

    First bitches !!! And punks!!!! Not just sayin just sayin

  • 43 73
    Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 10:47pm

    That's depressing. All downhill from there?