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  • 57 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:30am
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    Next time you make it to the endzone, try to pretend that you've been there before.

  • 42 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:41am
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    Yeah, that'll stop them 11:17.

  • 36 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:45pm
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    How's that creepy? It Means she did something right and her man won't ever be able to get her out of his head . That's sexy as fuck

  • 33 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17am
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    For all of the idiots who think it's necessary to claim 'first', stfu. No one fucking cares.

  • 26 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:48am
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    :) bet you felt special

  • 21 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:35pm
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    Maryland, gotta love it

  • 19 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:55pm
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    You're is a word people!

  • 19 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:17am
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    This is the best tfln post ever The Drunk Monkey Mod

  • 21 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:12pm
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    Technically, he'll get bored with it and move past, probably to bestiality fantasies. Donkeys and Great Danes and whatnot. Fish. - Michel

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:39pm
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    11:17 is mad cuz he didn't get first

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:16am
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    My ex told me that... Still does :-)

  • 15 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:21am
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    Am I the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about seeing AVATAR?

  • 14 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:16pm
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    There should be a separate site for all the texts about what people say while cumming. Just a suggestion.

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:47pm
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    11;40-- stfu. You're not wanted here.

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:02am
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    1030, i like that. Clever

  • 15 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:42am
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    I think this means the guy had a hidden videocamera and recorded them having sex so that's why he was saying that.

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:02am
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    Ahahahaha 10:21

  • 14 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:59am
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    Hahahaha CREEP!!! I wouldve walked away.

  • 13 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:19pm
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    She did good obviously. WIN!

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54pm
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    Yess finally the first Maryland I've seen on this sight. Lol

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:02am
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    10:33 fuck you dumb ass just sayin

  • 11 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:44am
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    You will be toi bet.

  • 10 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:00am
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    Yes, 10:21. you ARE the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about fucking avatar.

  • 11 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:55pm
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    Good for him. Bad for you.

  • 9 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:49pm
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    my ex says and does that too 11:16 haha

  • 9 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:28pm
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    Been therea few times lol

  • 5 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:46pm
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    Hahahahaha

  • 13 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:55am
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    and you will keep taking the jizz to the face

  • 6 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:03am
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    Ahahahaha 10:21

  • 11 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:38pm
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    this is fake. or you had sex with some one mentaly retarded

  • 2 1
    Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 10:47pm
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    That's depressing. All downhill from there?

  • 8 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17pm
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    that is kind of bittersweet, cause you're that good, but so bad that you did the guy that has NO LIFE and is a virgin?

  • 2 3
    Submitted by CHKN on Jul 13, 10 at 11:30pm
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    Haha I still do it a year after I said it.

  • 10 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:16am
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    First bitches !!! And punks!!!! Not just sayin just sayin