My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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