STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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