paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Floor bacon is actually really good
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize