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(201): View more from New Jersey

the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do

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(410): View more from Maryland

I love how my cats smell like pot.

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(845): View more from New York

Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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(614): View more from Ohio

im so drunk with asians

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where?

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always

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(817): View more from Texas

Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.

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(703): View more from Virginia

So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

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Let's do it. All homo

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