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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...

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(208): View more from Idaho

I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?

(1-208): View more from Idaho

Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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(305): View more from Florida

I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.

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