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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

Where the hell are you

(706): View more from Georgia

He's winning.

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(260): View more from Indiana

apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon

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(916): View more from California

Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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