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(443): View more from Maryland

You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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(914): View more from New York

She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

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This explains so much.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"

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(443): View more from Maryland

Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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