i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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