well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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