yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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