he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm really into asian looking animals
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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