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  • Submitted by inquisitor2 on Jan 3, 11 at 2:37pm

    Finally an alarm clock that you don't dread going off

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      Submitted by bigpapajake on Jan 3, 11 at 4:21pm

      Perfect comment. You win.

  • Submitted by epicsauce on Jan 3, 11 at 3:02pm

    @inquisitor2 just hope you dont hit the snooze button

  • Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:23pm

    She's a keeper, wish I could find a guy that would wake me up in such a pleasant way, and spare your stupid comments I don't have a dick I just meant in the same aspect!!

  • Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 3, 11 at 3:18pm

    Talk about morning wood..

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    Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:33pm

    The giving has never been an issue for me!!

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    Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jan 3, 11 at 4:53pm

    @Emmy88 i'll give it to you ;)

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 4, 11 at 5:48pm

    Where on earth did you get that? You sir, do not have the "bestwit"

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    Submitted by GodownBelow on Jan 6, 11 at 4:54pm

    KK sucked my dick in a church pew before the service and then went into the nursery to watch the kids. SCARY

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    Submitted by wiskeygirl on Jan 3, 11 at 8:19pm

    I'll have to try that one !!

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 4, 11 at 4:14pm

    You fuckers--this is NOT a cute morning story. This is a guy who let his girlfriend suck his buddy's dick after he passed out drunk at a house party. Geez!

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    Submitted by JaKobe on Jan 3, 11 at 6:51pm

    What a great way to wake up

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    Submitted by raoulritz on Jan 3, 11 at 6:34pm

    Zzzzzzzz....

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    Submitted by megaphone on Jan 5, 11 at 6:00am

    Porn star alarm clock, go!

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    Submitted by phillaurence on Jan 3, 11 at 7:36pm

    Did it work?

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    Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 4, 11 at 3:28am

    Why were you sleeping In the bathroom?