wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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