He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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