A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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