How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
do nipples grow back?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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