Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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