I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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