Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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