We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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