Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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