So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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