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  • 128 50
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 9, 10 at 10:06am
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    Read this in a broken english Asian voice. It just fits.

    • 51 47
      Submitted by meattastic on Aug 9, 10 at 7:17pm
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      I'm going with Russian...

  • 83 63
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 9, 10 at 10:21am
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    Who'd have thought Borat was a real person, submitting texts to TFLN?

  • 78 63
    Submitted by pornstarrunner on Aug 9, 10 at 10:27am
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    Then we get moose and squirrel!

  • 90 89
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 10:19am
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    Rule: When in America, you must speak proper English.

    • 56 64
      Submitted by skootles on Aug 9, 10 at 12:52pm
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      Bubble on, oh melting pot.

    • 32 74
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:21pm
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      Americans don't even speak proper English.

  • 66 47
    Submitted by canonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 10:51am
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    but enough about your sister

  • 70 58
    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:57am
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    mantra to live life by: "you need more drink"

  • 57 44
    Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 10, 10 at 2:13am
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    "now I must go feed horses in village"

  • 59 56
    Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 9, 10 at 10:32am
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    English, so easy even a caveman can do it.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 10, 10 at 1:22am
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    Spreken ze dick

  • 51 47
    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:41am
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    win @ supertrooper

  • 51 48
    Submitted by wtfyo on Aug 10, 10 at 1:46am
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    you sound like dumb

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Samia on Aug 9, 10 at 10:47am
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    ProductPlacement, I did the same thing withouteven realizing. It certainly does fit.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 1:46pm
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    Huh?

  • 44 46
    Submitted by KensterFox on Sep 6, 10 at 12:19pm
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    You live in Alaska. You need more drink.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by darealist21 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:04am
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    Go eat a dog leg

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Tara4753 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:08am
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    In soviet Russia......

  • 40 52
    Submitted by SpeelingNazee on Aug 9, 10 at 10:14am
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    Caveman like

  • 43 59
    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 10, 10 at 12:32pm
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    In Soviet Russia, drink needs YOU

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Samia on Aug 9, 10 at 10:48am
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    *without even realizing it. Oops.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by greekgoddess on Aug 14, 10 at 12:05pm
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    Very nice!

  • 38 54
    Submitted by laraa_ on Aug 10, 10 at 8:35am
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    Lol arthurlux

  • 44 66
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 4:45pm
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    Flower.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 9, 10 at 10:50am
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    You are poetic like Poe, yet stupid like monkey throwing poop. Here eat more pretzels! LMAO.....

  • 46 76
    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 9, 10 at 10:09am
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    ...and you need to learn better english

  • 36 63
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 9, 10 at 10:47am
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    Confucius says: Don't ever change.