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  • 83 51
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 1, 12 at 2:11pm

    Next week on the Jersey Shore...

  • 71 64
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 4:07pm

    lucky you don't end up on Megans law for that these days

  • 75 74
    Submitted by sterf on Jun 1, 12 at 2:03pm

    Oh yeah, it was all because you were peeing in public. It had nothing at all to do with you being a mouthy Jersey bastard.

    • 30 47
      Submitted by creepymajor90 on Jul 30, 12 at 10:29pm

      Pretty sure the "doughnut-dunking communist" comment came after getting the ticket.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 1, 12 at 3:00pm

    I think you meant fascist.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by uchicago on Jun 2, 12 at 7:29pm

    You must live in the suburbs. Where I'm from, the cops will beat the fuck out of you for saying some shit like that to them. And they'll still get your ass thrown in jail. Go CPD.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 1, 12 at 7:32pm

    ITYM "donut-munching jackbooted running-dog lackey of the bourgeoisie" HTH. If you're going to get your ass kicked by a cop, at least try to get a laugh out of the judge afterwards.