just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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