I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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