maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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