Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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