i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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