Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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