I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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