OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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