Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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