I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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