yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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