omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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