Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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