I wish i was in the wii world.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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