belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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